Tuesday, December 06, 2005

The neckbeard saw its shadow...

when the Bears beat the Packers on Sunday, which can only mean one thing - at least one more week of the ever-expanding neckbeard.


Orton acknowledges a group of neckbeard protesters.

Despite the promise of 7 more days of scraggly neckpubes, we cannot be discouraged, fellow Soldiers of Shave Orton. The mass media has decided to join our fight and promote the website/petition. It was featured in yesterday's Chicago Tribune as well as today's RedEye.

I'll leave you today with a few other neckbeard-wearers throughout history. Some of them have been bad, some have been good. I don't judge; I just observe.


A crazy Scientologist with a heart of gold...



A van-surfing, teenaged Lycanthrope and his old man...


16th Century scourge of Russia, Ivan the Terrible...

The always-entertaining Bo Bice...



And that guy who did the voice of Sinbad in "Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas" - ya know, what's-his-name.